Scott Thompson Quotes

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• When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

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  Stars, Writing, Fiction

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• Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

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  Gay, Thinking, July

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• When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

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  Cancer, Want, Found

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• Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.

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  Light, Laughing, Looks

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• This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

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  People, Different, World

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• In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

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  Thinking, Speaks French, Giving

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• Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.

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  Gay, Increase, Bigs

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• My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

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  Gun, Giving, Parent

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• In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.

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  Gun, America, Wow

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• I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

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  Children, Believe, Wish

  "‘Kids in the Hall’ Comic to Bullied Youth: ‘Grow a Pair’". Interview with Chris Azzopardi, pridesource.com. October 27, 2011.

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• I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?

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  Teenager, Way, Fruit

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• My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

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  People, Littles, Comedy

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• A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

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  Gay, Men, Thinking

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• My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

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  Cancer, Hilarity, Kind

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• People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

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  People, Want, Lectures

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• Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

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  Thinking, Quality, Safe

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• I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

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  Careers, Way, Wanted

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• I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

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  Nerd, Fantasy

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• If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

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  Duos, Comedy, Ifs

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• I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

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  Really Cool, Dashing

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• I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

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  Thinking, Littles, Broads

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• The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.

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  Gay, Males, Bottom

  "'Kids in the Hall' Comic to Bullied Youth: 'Grow a Pair'". Interview with Chris Azzopardi, pridesource.com. October 27, 2011.

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• I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

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  Flower, Fighting, Bridges

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• I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

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  Thinking, White, Males

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• I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

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  Beautiful, Nice, Orange

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