Divorce Quotes - Page 5

• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

  Edward Albee

  Swear, Ifs

  Edward Albee (2004). “The Collected Plays of Edward Albee”, Overlook Press

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• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

  Elayne Boosler

  Inspirational, Funny, Women

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

  Jerry Reed

  Relationship, Drinking, Gold

  Song: She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft

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• Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Fire, House, Heartfelt

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• A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

  Mickey Rooney

  Thinking, People, Lasts

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• Very few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.

  Boy George

  People, Feels, Sexually

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• Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

  Jean Kerr

  Inspirational, Life, Marriage

  Jean Kerr (1965). “Mary, Mary”, p.19, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

  John Kenneth Galbraith

  Firsts, Life Is, Divorce Lawyers

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• Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

  Richard Wagner

  Mad, Heartfelt, Money Wasted

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• If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

  Al Goldstein

  Cheating, Stay Strong, Married

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• I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.

  Eric Braeden

  Kids, People, Sick

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

  Bob Geldof

  Nuclear, Gone, Facts

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• Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

  Allan Sherman

  Funny, New York, California

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• I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

  Woody Allen

  Home, Should Have, Wife

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• When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.

  Joseph Campbell

  Marriage, Spiritual, Disappointment

  Joseph Campbell, Bill Moyers (2011). “The Power of Myth”, p.6, Anchor

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• The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

  Lord Chesterfield

  Funny, Marriage, Drinking

  Lord Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, Eugenia Stanhope (1827). “Letters Written by the Earl of Chesterfield to His Son”, p.254

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• Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

  Susan Faludi

  Children, Men, Car

  Susan Faludi (1991). “Backlash: the undeclared war against American women”, Crown Pub

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• Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.

  Anne Frank

  Inspirational, Hope, Believe

  "Voices Carry" by Alice Hoffman, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 22, 2011.

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• It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.

  Anne Frank

  Hope, Motivation, Believe

  FaceBook post by Anne Frank from Jun 25, 2013

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• Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

  Mark Twain

  Anniversary, Marriage, Wedding

  Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.248, Courier Corporation

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• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

  Red Skelton

  Inspiration, Names, Funny Marriage

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• People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

  Gary Chapman

  Intimate Relationships, Skills, People

  Gary Chapman (2010). “Things I Wish I'd Known Before We Got Married”, p.10, Moody Publishers

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• Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

  Pope Leo XIII

  Moral, Habit, Born

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• Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

  Larry Gelbart

  Causes, Chiefs, Funny Divorce

  "M*A*S*H. Season 3. Bulletin Board". TV Series,

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• I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

  Catherine Deneuve

  Reason

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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