Cigar Quotes - Page 5

• I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

  Al Hirt

  Cuban Cigars, Shows, Show Business

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• You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

  Jamie Farr

  Beautiful, Nice, Cities

  Interview with Peter Anthony Holder, www.peteranthonyholder.com. May 24, 1995.

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• I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

  George Burns

  Funny, Humor, Smoking

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• Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

  Bobby Darin

  Shoes, Ashes, Boots

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• Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

  Ulysses S. Grant

  Odor, Politician, Handy

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• Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money.

  Clive James

  Funny, Humorous, People

  Clive James (2013). “The Complete Unreliable Memoirs”, p.292, Pan Macmillan

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• What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

  Thomas R. Marshall

  Country, Needs, Cents

  In 'New York Tribune' 4 January 1920, pt. 7, p. 1

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• When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.

  David Letterman

  Fun, Mistake, Years

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• I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars

  Gina Gershon

  Couple, Father, Ideas

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• There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.

  Fidel Castro

  Fall, Waiting, Smoking Cigars

  Fidel Castro (1969). “Fidel Castro Speaks”

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• Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold.

  Tom Waits

  Advice, Gold, Musician

  Musician magazine, October 1987.

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• There was a young man of Herne Bay
  who was making some fireworks one day:
  but he dropped his cigar
  in the gunpowder jar.
  There was a young man of Herne Bay.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Men, Smoking

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• When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

  Bernie Mac

  Golf, Beer, Ice

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• If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

  George Burns

  Funny, Humorous, Smoking

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• He strains his conversation through a cigar.

  Hamilton Wright Mabie

  Sarcastic, Conversation, Strain

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• There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.

  Joseph Conrad

  Life, Men, Here And There

  Joseph Conrad (1905). “Lord Jim”, p.31, McClure, Phillips & Company

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• Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

  Bob Marley

  Men, People, Herbs

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• I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

  Robert Green Ingersoll

  Two, Smoking, Sermons

  Robert Green Ingersoll (1952). “Life and Letters”

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• One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I light a cigar to pass the time, and think: God only knows what the good Lord really meant with me, or what He meant to make of me.

  Soren Kierkegaard

  Tired, Thinking, Light

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• Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have
  established my identity.

  Charles Dickens

  Smoking, Identity, Ifs

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• I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'

  Cameron Diaz

  Dad, Matter, Journalist

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• I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

  Tom Leykis

  Home, Night, Men

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• Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

  Steve Allen

  Funny, Dog, Smoking

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• That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.

  Garth Brooks

  Friday, Football, School

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• Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

  Frank Sinatra

  Night, Air, Three

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