Chocolate Cake Quotes

• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

  Maryrose Wood

  Cake, Chocolate, Easy

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• Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

  Audrey Hepburn

  Inspiring, Wedding, Nice

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• Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.

  Kim Williams

  Winning, Cake, Two

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• Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Art, Creativity, Cake

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• I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

  Phyllis Diller

  Food, Cake, Chocolate

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• My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Funny, Fitness

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• What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Yummy, Chocolate, Lifetime

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• two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

  Roseanne Barr

  Cake, Two, Hypocrisy

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• I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake.

  Marina and the Diamonds

  Blood, Cake, Chocolate

  Song: Teen Idle, Album: Electra Heart, 2012

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• Resisting a beautiful chocolate cake or a wonderful foie gras is as difficult as (the idea of) saying no to Paul Newman.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Beautiful, Cake, Ideas

  Diane Von Furstenberg, Evelyn Portrait (1976). “Diane Von Furstenberg's Book of Beauty: How to Become a More Attractive, Confident, and Sensual Woman”, Simon & Schuster

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• I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

  Steven Wright

  Boys, Ice Cream, Cake

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• I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

  Grace Slick

  Food, Pigs, Cake

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• My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

  Frank Iero

  Cake, Addiction, Chocolate

  "Loveline" with Adam Carolla and Dr Drew, www.youtube.com. April 4, 2005.

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• He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.

  Michael Pollan

  Healing, Cake, Chocolate

  Michael Pollan (2008). “In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto”, p.61, Penguin

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• People have often asked me whether what I know about love has spoiled it for me. And I just simply say, 'Hardly.' You can know every single ingredient in a piece of chocolate cake, and then when you sit down and eat that cake, you can still feel that joy.

  Helen Fisher

  Cake, People, Joy

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• Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

  Jonathan Carroll

  Men, Cake, Should Have

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• I had a little epiphany when I was a writer at 'Chicago' magazine. I sat down to dinner at the Ritz-Carlton. Somebody poured a white dessert wine with chocolate cake. It was a wine I would never have expected to make sense. The idea of any wine tasting fabulous with chocolate cake was fascinating to me.

  Ted Allen

  Wine, White, Cake

  "Ted Allen / 'Queer Eye' for a wine guy". Interview with W. Blake Gray, www.sfgate.com. October 27, 2006.

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• Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.

  Steven Wright

  Sacrifice, Ice Cream, Years

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• It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake.

  Richard Paul Evans

  Cake, Chocolate, Firsts

  Richard Paul Evans (2008). “Grace: A Novel”, p.122, Simon and Schuster

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• Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

  Chetan Bhagat

  Girl, Cake, Car

  "2 States: The Story of My Marriage". Book by Chetan Bhagat, October 8, 2009.

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• Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There's so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don't eat as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I'm fussy.

  Nina Dobrev

  Fun, Cake, Eggs

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• I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Cake

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• On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

  Eric Carle

  Night, Pie, Ice Cream

  Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

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• The most important thing I want to get across is that maintaining weight loss is just hard. It takes a dedication to exercise and eating right most of the time. I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.

  Trisha Yearwood

  Loss, Exercise, Dedication

  "Trisha Yearwood Looks Hotter Than Ever!" by Lesley Messer, abcnews.go.com. October 11, 2013.

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