Chinese Food Quotes

• As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.

  Michael Chang

  Long, Chinese, World

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• I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.

  Louis Sachar

  Chinese, May, Ruined

  Louis Sachar (2010). “Small Steps”, p.235, A&C Black

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• I can't stay away from Chinese food. I really love that stuff.

  Shaun White

  Chinese, Stuff, I Can

  "Fitness Interview With Shaun White". www.foxnews.com. March 8, 2010.

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• When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

  Calvin Trillin

  Wise, Kitchen, Preparation

  Calvin Trillin (1984). “Third Helpings”, Viking Press

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• The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.

  Alexander Theroux

  Pregnancy, Holiday, Chinese

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• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Funny, Life, Witty

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 13, 2010

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• Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

  Rihanna

  Alcohol, Chinese, Devil

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• I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.

  Clement Attlee

  Clever, Numbers, Chinese

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• I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

  Paul Simon

  Mother, Children, Eggs

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• In the States, you can buy Chinese food. In Beijing you can buy hamburger. It's very close. Now I feel the world become a big family, like a really big family. You have many neighbors. Not like before, two countries are far away.

  Jet Li

  Country, Two, Chinese

  "TalkAsia" with Lorraine Hahn, www.cnn.com. January 29, 2003.

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• Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

  Yeardley Smith

  Smoking, Alcohol, Chinese

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• I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything.

  Elle Fanning

  Sister Love, Big Fish, Chinese

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• I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese food and sit on my couch and gain five or 10 pounds!

  Shemar Moore

  Fall, Chinese, Machines

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say. Remember me Major Nelson, me and my friends here are making this show called Dallas, have you got a table for us? It would work every time.

  Steve Kanaly

  Hippie, Chinese, Dallas

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• People have different goals, when you start out making a movie. If the goal is darkness and destruction and despair, it's not like, "Hey, let's go to set, and then let's hit the bar afterwards. Let's jaunt into London and pick up some Chinese food." No, you go home from set and you go fight at the gym, and then you go to sleep. You stay in it. You never excuse yourself, you never take it easy on yourself, you never eat good food.

  Jon Bernthal

  Sleep, Home, Fighting

  Source: collider.com

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• I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that's very simple on the digestive system - I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too - sushi, sashimi and miso soup.

  Shilpa Shetty

  Morning, Simple, Night

  "What's in your basket?". Interview with John Briffa, www.theguardian.com. March 29, 2008.

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• I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

  Dick Cavett

  Food, Cooking, Chinese

  "Okay, So He's Not Johnny Carson - but Cavett's on Broadway and Back for More Talk on TV" by Martha Smilgis, people.com. October 17, 1977.

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• Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is life after death -- though they say it's virtually impossible to get decent Chinese food.

  David Letterman

  Doubt, Chinese, Shadow

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• Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food

  Bobby Simmons

  Basketball, Chinese, Fans

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• There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

  Woody Allen

  Wall, People, Chinese

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• My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.

  Kirstie Alley

  Chinese, Sugar, Demon

  "Kirstie Alley: 'I ate a lot of butter'" by Alex Fletcher, www.digitalspy.com. May 6, 2009.

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• I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Food, Oysters

  "Don't Drink the Water: A Comedy in Two Acts". Play by Woody Allen (p. 26), 1967.

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• It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Moving, Writing

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, October 13, 2011.

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• Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.

  Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

  Love, Horse, Food

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• If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.

  Megan Fox

  Ideas, Smell, Mexican

  "Megan Fox: Obsession". www.gq.com. October 31, 2008.

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