Chickens Quotes - Page 20

• Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

  Charlaine Harris

  Reading, Bullshit, Eric

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• What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

  Gary Yourofsky

  Pigs, Rabbits, Monkeys

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• My message is use grass-fed beef, use heirloom pork varieties, use organic chickens, wait until wild salmon or wild seafood are in season, smoke organic vegetables.

  Steven Raichlen

  Vegetables, Waiting, Pork

  Source: rssfeeds.usatoday.com

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• There are jobs Americans arent doing. ... If youve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what Im talking about.

  George W. Bush

  Jobs, Talking, Factories

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• Yeah, but I don’t want to be in pain, and I definitely don’t want to suffer.” – Nick “Well…The only way to avoid them is to die.” – Death “Okay, let’s change the topic now. Oh, look! A chicken.” – Nick

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Pain, Suffering, Looks

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• I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it -- and, more important, I like to give it.

  Julia Child

  Thinking, Giving, Bird

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• Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon.

  Viola Davis

  Special, Fried Chicken, Filet Mignon

  "Viola Davis as You’ve Never Seen Her Before: Leading Lady!" by Amy Wallace, www.nytimes.com. September 12, 2014.

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• You know how chickens are, imagining the world coming to an end one moment, then pecking corn the next.

  Lloyd Alexander

  World, Corn, Next

  Lloyd Alexander (2013). “The Chronicles of Prydain”, p.116, Macmillan

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• I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I’ll be damned if I’m not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Thinking, Water, Mouths

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• I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads.

  Mikhail Baryshnikov

  Drink Milk, Meat, Pasta

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• This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

  Lewis Black

  Stories, Pox, Too Much

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• I found two true stories. One was in 2003. One was the beginning of 2004. I decided to meld them. Richard Davis' story which is the largest portion of this, a lot of the events are exactly as you saw, exactly what happened and the locations. Exactly as it was said with the chicken house and the strip club. Richard's parents were on the set and they'll tell you that the story is different than their son's. I was very concerned because I called them to say, 'You understand I'm fictionalizing this story?

  Paul Haggis

  Son, Two, Parent

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• Taeyang's [music] is like hamburgers. He'll produces various flavors while staying within the boundaries of them being hamburgers such as a chicken burger and shrimp burger.

  Seungri

  Shrimp, Burgers, Flavor

  Source: ygfamilyy.tumblr.com

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• I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Smell

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• As part of my Christmas present I'd be giving chickens to a family in Nepal through the Heifer Foundation. I think they expanded my world when I was young to know sort of the other issues that were going on globally.

  Serinda Swan

  Thinking, Issues, Giving

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• I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman. Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."... A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Men, Thinking, Trying

  "Elizabeth Gilbert Serves Up a New Classic". Interview with Michael Hainey, www.gq.com. May 24, 2012.

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• I'm addicted to Jack's Wife Freda, a South African - Jewish-inspired restaurant founded by my brother Dean and his amazing wife, Maya. The vibe is cool and relaxed, perfect for a daytime bite or a nightcap. I always get the Peri-Peri chicken and the kale Greek salad, but all the food is delicious. You simply cannot go wrong!

  Kara Janx

  Brother, Kale, Perfect

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• My favorite meal is I'll make like a three-bean soup and I freeze half of it. But I'm also a big fan of meat alternatives, so I can still have my chicken and mashed potatoes and green beans, but I just have the chicken from a plant-based thing.

  Kathy Freston

  Fans, Meals, Three

  "Going Vegan Doesn't Mean Missing Out On Favorites". "Morning Edition" with Renee Montagne and David Greene, www.npr.org. December 27, 2012.

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• I grew up in Doraville, Georgia and I ate barbecued ribs and chicken fried steak, and all kinds of cheesy grits, you know, and I never even thought twice about it.

  Kathy Freston

  Cheesy, Grit, Georgia

  "Going Vegan Doesn't Mean Missing Out On Favorites". "Morning Edition" with Renee Montagne and David Greene,, www.npr.org. December 27, 2012.

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• The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

  Maya Angelou

  Comfort, Fried Food, Fried Chicken

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• I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided to use that to try to franchise my chicken recipe. Folks had always liked my chicken.

  Colonel Sanders

  Years, Trying, Dollars

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• You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would say I'll paint your house.  I mean, that's the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I'm not backing down from that system.

  Sue Lowden

  Mean, Doctors, People

  "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" with Lawrence O'Donnell, www.nbcnews.com. April 21, 2010.

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• When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power already. This is why government benefits usually go to people who don't need benefits from government. Government may make some environmental improvements, but these will be improvements for rich bird-watchers. And no one in government will remember that when poor people go bird-watching they do it at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Fashion, Government, Kentucky

  "All the Trouble in the World". Book by P. J. O'Rourke, 1994.

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• I saw a sign in Boulder. It said, 'Live Music and Darts.' Chicken wire isn't going to help at all.

  Tom Rush

  Wire, Boulders, Saws

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• I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

  Jennifer Ellison

  Salmon, Salad

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