Certificates Quotes - Page 5

• Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

  Craig Ferguson

  Who Cares, Want, Birth

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• Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.

  Chetan Bhagat

  Wall, Home, Hunters

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• Marriage is an ongoing thing, man. You continue to work at it. But it's joyful. And joyous. I don't care if people are living without a marriage certificate. It's just about people, in some way, saying to each other, I commit to you. I will help you in this life.

  James McAvoy

  Men, People, Ongoing

  "Into the Blue". Interview with Mickey Rapkin, www.elle.com. April 29, 2013.

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• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

  Jackie Vernon

  Father, Trying, Three

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• No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith...every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are

  Brigham Young

  Men, Kingdoms, Juniors

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• Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

  Brian Clough

  League, Coaching, Cups

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• Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.

  Bob Dole

  Data, Identity, Immigration

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• I am always looking for ways our government can help make everyday life easier for Ontarians, and these new polymer birth certificates do just that. Having a safe and durable birth certificate will provide more security and help protect people from fraud and identify theft.

  Kathleen Wynne

  Government, People, Everyday

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• I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

  Karl Pilkington

  Swimming, Awards

  "Karl Pilkington On Ricky Gervais’s Golden Globe Show: I Don’t Watch Or Understand Awards". Interview with Jordan Zakarin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 23, 2012.

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• If your only nice to the people that are nice to you, big deal; what do you want, a gist certificate? Everyone does that. And if you only say "hi" in the hall to the people that say hi to you, what are doing more than anyone else? Maybe you know people who are different when they're alone than when they're with their friends. they might say "hi" to you if your alone, but with a group they act like they've never seen you.

  John Bytheway

  Nice, People, Groups

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• The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It's a little flair. Just to confuse people even more.

  Chloe Sevigny

  Children, Book, People

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• Even when all the paperwork-a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns-clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.

  Kelly Corrigan

  Daughter, Phones, Years

  "The Middle Place". Book by Kelly Corrigan, www.today.com. 2005.

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• My recollection of the higher school certificate, which involved a practical exam in physics, was being confronted with an experiment involving a sort of barometer arrangement, wondering why I couldn't make it work.

  Peter Higgs

  School, Wonder, Physics

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• He removed several pages of death certificates, which were picked up by another breeze and sent into the trees. Some would fall with the leaves that September. Some would fall with the trees generations later.

  Jonathan Safran Foer

  Fall, Tree, Generations

  Jonathan Safran Foer (2013). “Everything Is Illuminated”, p.12, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Sorry, Presidential, Birth

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• [Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California after all - the final frontier of freakerdom. Just in the eleventh grade we have a girl named Electricity, a guy named Magic Bus, and countless flowers: Tulip, Begonia, and Poppy - all parent-given-on-the-birth-certificate names. Tulip is a two-ton bruiser of a guy who would be the star of out football team if we were the kind of school that has optional morning meditation in the gym

  Jandy Nelson

  Girl, Mom, Football

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• Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a death certificate, but not a birth certificate. And afterward, your milk comes in, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.' She looked up at me. 'You can't win. Either you have the baby and wear your pain on the outside, or you don't have the baby, and you keep that ache in you forever. I know I didn't do the wrong thing. But I don't feel like I did the right thing, either.

  Jodi Picoult

  Baby, Pain, Eye

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• Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

  George Lopez

  Want, Birth, Latino

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• President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Japan, Korea, President

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• Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

  Peter Tosh

  Graves

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• I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

  Ronnie Shakes

  Baby, Ugly, Causes

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• I was trying to find out who my father was. They say that at that time, that if you are illegitimate, the father doesn't have to put his name down on the certificate.

  Eartha Kitt

  Father, Names, Trying

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• Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met Jesus - not in a church or on a camp or through people, but alone in my bedroom with an open Bible and a tangible revelation that the Son of God was not only real, but alive and awesome and stronger than the chains that bound me.

  Brooke Fraser

  Jesus, Real, Son

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• Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind.

  Rett MacPherson

  Husband, Worry, Car

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• A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb

  Threat, Impotence

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb (2010). “The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms”, p.95, Random House

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