Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
There are three basic personality factors in cats: The kind who run up when you say hello and rub against you in cheap romance; the kind who run away certain that you mean to ravish them; and the kind who just look back and don't move a muscle. I love all three kinds.
The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing.
Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.
Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest.
The search for truth can be compared to a cat chasing her tail: frantic in her pursuit, her quarry nevetheless eludes her; despite the fact that all the world can see it's right there, it remains just beyond her reach. It cannot be possessed because, paradoxically, it is already part of her.
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.
No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.
What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?' 'Cats don't have names,' it said. 'No?' said Coraline. 'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.
Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace.
A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If more preachers were like cats, this would be a more religious country.
Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private.
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