The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.
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