A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve come across.” – Death “I try to keep my stupid to a bare minimum, since my mom’s always telling me it can be fatal in large doses.” – Nick “Oh, she’s right. Believe me, I know. For that matter, it can be fatal even in small measures. Remind me sometime to tell you about the woman I claimed who was vacuuming her cat.” – Death
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar.
See it was like this when we waltz into this place. A couple of papish cats is doing an Aztec two-step And I says Dad let's cut but then this dame comes up behind me see and says you and me could really exist Wow I says Only the next day she has bad teeth and really hates poetry.
I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.
For as from the same piece of clay a potter may fashion either a pot or a tile, so the Devil may shape a witch into a wolf or a cat or even a goat, without subtracting from her and without adding to her at all. For this occurs just as clay is first molded into one, then shaped into another form, for the Devil is a potter and his witches are but clay.
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat
Without doubt cats are intellectuals who have been, by some mysterious decree of Providence, deprived of the comfort of the word.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
It is in their eyes that their magic resides.
...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.
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