Beer And Love Quotes

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Wilhelm II

Funny, Kings, Women

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Philosophy, Drinking

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Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

Hugh Hood

Beautiful, Drinking, Beer

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Martin Luther

Funny, Drinking, Sleep

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Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Thomas Jefferson

Cheer, Drinking, Beer

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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

Beer, World, Drink

"Ageless Jack Nicholson Takes Youthful Holiday Splurge" by Moms Zhou, abcnews.go.com. August 5, 2009.

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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious

Love, Beer, Mirrors

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

Love, Bible, Sarcastic

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

Drinking, Book, Beer

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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Henry Lawson

Party, Drinking, Beer

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields

Funny, Drinking, Book

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stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

Charles Bukowski

Drinking, Beer, Blood

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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

Raymond Chandler

Girl, Drinking, Beer

The Long Goodbye ch. 4 (1953)

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For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare

Kings, Drinking, Beer

'The Winter's Tale' (1610-1) act 4, sc. 2, l. 1

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

Book, Drinking, Beer

Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.112, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Anne Sexton

Humorous, Beer, Voice

Anne Sexton, Diane Wood Middlebrook, Diana Hume George (2000). “Selected Poems of Anne Sexton”, p.68, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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Good people drink good beer.

Hunter S. Thompson

Life, Drinking, Beer

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I drink to make other people interesting.

George Jean Nathan

Drinking, Book, Beer

George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Tina Fey

Funny, Sorry, Party

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

George Carlin

Funny, Humor, Beer

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Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

God, Rain, Wine

Benjamin Franklin (1987). “Writings”, Library of America

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Love, Inspirational, Funny

Benjamin Franklin, William Temple Franklin (1819). “The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...”, p.290

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

Crazy, Drinking, Reading

Quoted in Rocky Mountain News, 15 July 1994

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Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

Edgar Allan Poe (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)”, p.229, Delphi Classics

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

Funny, Witty, Work

Quoted in Frank Harris, Oscar Wilde: His Life and Confessions (1916)

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