Beard Quotes - Page 15

• I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.

  Jimmy Boyd

  Christmas, Kissing, Night

  Song: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

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• Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so.

  Dennis Miller

  Real, Optimistic, White

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• I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has horns, hooves and a forked tail than God has a long white beard. Even the name, Satan, is just a name we have given to something basically nameless.

  M. Scott Peck

  Fear, Names, White

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• Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

  Lee Trevino

  Grizzlies

  "Lee Trevino wishes he would have never done his ‘Happy Gilmore’ cameo" by Shane Bacon, sports.yahoo.com. May 22, 2013.

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• All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

  W. C. Fields

  Family, Men, He Man

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• The two girls disappeared into the stern cabin once more. Will watched them go, then asked Halt, 'Anything you'd like me to do? Grow a beard? Learn to walk like a rooster?' 'If you could stop asking facetious questions, that'd be a start,' Halt told him. 'But it's probably a little late in life for you to do that.

  John Flanagan

  Girl, Two, Roosters

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• I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

  Stephen Colbert

  Play, People, Black

  "Colbert's Commencement Address". Northwestern University, www.northwestern.edu. June 17, 2011.

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