Airline Security Quotes

• There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.

  Quico Canseco

  Giving Up, Liberty, Way

  "GOP lawmaker slaps away TSA agent's hand during pat down - agent claims assault". www.foxnews.com. April 25, 2012.

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• I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.

  David Letterman

  Dad, Hockey, Planes

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• Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

  Jay Leno

  States, Jokes, Airline

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• Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

  Jay Leno

  Nike, Past, Air

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• In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

  Jay Leno

  Mother, Jobs, Father

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