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  • I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

    "Fictional character: Sarah". "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic", February 11, 2005.