The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
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