Sam Levenson Funny Quotes

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• Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

• It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

  Sam Levenson

  Inspirational, Funny, Wise

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.86, Open Road Media

• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, Death, Clever

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.60, Open Road Media

• The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, America, Watching Tv

  Sam Levenson (2016). “Everything But Money: A Life of Riches”, p.208, Open Road Media

• Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, Wise, Stupid

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.86, Open Road Media

• The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, Humorous, Home

• You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

  Sam Levenson

  Inspirational, Funny, Pay

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.55, Open Road Media

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