Chuck Klosterman Quotes

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• Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

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  Love, Art, Process

  Chuck Klosterman (2006). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.217, Simon and Schuster

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• Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.

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  Thinking, Life Is, Sex Drugs

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.103, Simon and Schuster

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• Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. The postmodern mother of invention is desire; we don’t really “need” anything new, so we only create what we want.

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  Mother, Desire, Needs

  Chuck Klosterman (2014). “I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling with Villains (Real and Imagined)”, p.151, Simon and Schuster

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• Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been assassinated. I’ve found this is the best way to get comfortable. I imagine I’m in the coffin at my funeral, and people from my past are walking by my corpse and making comments about my demise.

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  Lying, Sleep, Past

  Chuck Klosterman (2013). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs”, p.199, Faber & Faber

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• Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

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  Opinion

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

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• When I think about the future, I'm not necessarily arguing it's going to be better or worse. I'm just saying it's going to be different.

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  Thinking, Different, Arguing

  "Chuck Klosterman: The future will be worse than you think". Interview with Chris Weller, www.businessinsider.com. June 6, 2016.

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• Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

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  Lying, Sarcasm, Purpose

  Chuck Klosterman (2008). “Downtown Owl: A Novel”, p.38, Simon and Schuster

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• We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.

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  Dying, Littles, Collections

  Chuck Klosterman (2013). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.88, Faber & Faber

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• Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.

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  Soundtracks, Interaction, Humans

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.41, Simon and Schuster

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• No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a woman, either. Should I be writing such thoughts? Perhaps not. Perhaps it’s a bad idea. I can definitely foresee a scenario where that first paragraph could come back to haunt me, especially if I somehow became marginally famous.

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  Writing, Ideas, Trying

  Chuck Klosterman (2010). “This Is Emo: An Essay from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

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• Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.

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  Important, Want, Cliche

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.136, Simon and Schuster

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• Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.

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  Interesting, Has Beens, Replaced

  Chuck Klosterman (2010). “What Happens When People Stop Being Polite: An Essay from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

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• First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

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  Love You, Too Much, Firsts

  Chuck Klosterman (2014). “I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling with Villains (Real and Imagined)”, p.57, Simon and Schuster

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• Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.

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  Relationship, Struggle, Power

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

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• The deeper reality is that I’m not sure if what I do is real. I usually believe that I’m certain about how I feel, but that seems naive. How do we know how we feel?…There is almost certainly a constructed schism between (a) how I feel, and (b) how I think I feel. There’s probably a third level, too—how I want to think I feel.

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  Real, Believe, Thinking

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• We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we die.

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  Believe, Kind, Certain

  Chuck Klosterman (2008). “Downtown Owl: A Novel”, p.258, Simon and Schuster

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• It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.

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  Trying, Peculiar, Remember

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• Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

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  Loss, Lunch, Recognition

  Chuck Klosterman (2006). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.156, Simon and Schuster

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• Why don't I like crowds? I suppose the worst possible thing I could say is that I don't like people, and that crowds are just collections of people. That seems like a very nihilistic way to look at the world.

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  People, Looks, World

  "Chuck Klosterman's greatest fears". Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. October 27, 2009.

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• People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

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  Dream, People, Trying

  Chuck Klosterman (2013). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.69, Faber & Faber

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• I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

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  Music, People, Car

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• I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it.

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  Believe, People, Generations

  Chuck Klosterman (2006). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.42, Simon and Schuster

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• I think a bigger difference with social media is going to be things like the impact Instagram will have for historians. For the longest time, we had no images of the past. And then when we had the advent of the camera, we had a record of the things people chose to photograph, which, for a while, were portraits of your family, a new building we built, or a really big horse. Well now we have images of everything. That will be the biggest difference I think - that we will have a visual record of this reality in a way that will be completely covered.

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  Horse, Past, Reality

  "Chuck Klosterman: The future will be worse than you think". Interview with Chris Weller, www.businessinsider.com. June 6, 2016.

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• What's kind of happening is the conflict over football might be a class conflict where there is a percentage of people who have no relationship to physicality and a percentage of the populace who still does.

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  Football, Class, People

  "Chuck Klosterman: The future will be worse than you think". Interview with Chris Weller, www.businessinsider.com. June 6, 2016.

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• There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone's life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or less) and that everything is completely connected, even if we don't realize it.

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  Views, Two, Looks

  Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.11, Simon and Schuster

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