Sam Kinison Funny Quotes

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• I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

  Sam Kinison

  Funny, Three, Cost

• There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

  Sam Kinison

  Funny, Running, Jail

• What happened? Satan was busy?

  Sam Kinison

  Funny, Divorce, Satan

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