Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.
I could never work out whether we were to view religion as a life-insurance policy or a life sentence. I can understand a wrathful God who'd just as soon dangle us all from a hook. And I can understand a tender, unprejudiced Jesus. But I could never quite feature the two of them living in the same house. You wind up walking on eggshells, never knowing which... is at home at the moment.
Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.
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