Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 67

• I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)

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  Children, One Day, Needs

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Winter Born”, p.190, St. Martin's Press

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• Relax, the bad guys don’t knock. (Romeo)

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  Guy, Relax, Bad Guys

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• She doesn’t want me to own her. (Dante) Well, the Simi doesn’t understand that. Owning’s not so bad. I own akri and he kind of fun. (Simi)

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  Fun, Want, Kind

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Winter Born”, p.211, St. Martin's Press

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• Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

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  Curiosity, Bagels, Choke

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, L. A. Banks, Susan Squires, Ronda Thompson (2006). “Love at First Bite”, p.7, Macmillan

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• A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

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  Pox, Testicles

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• Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta) No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)

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  Princess, Want, Let Me

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• You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta) I try to be, Princess. (Andrei) And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)

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  Princess, Trying, Helpful

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• Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta) And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei) Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta) I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei) Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)

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  Princess, Hands, Games

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• And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

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  Stupid, Fighting, Kind

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.305, Macmillan

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• What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)

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  Running, Men, Looks

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.308, St. Martin's Press

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• There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael)

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  Temptation, Doubt

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.313, Macmillan

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• I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That’s the idea. (Celena)

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  Hurt, Kissing, Nuts

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• Why are you doing this? (Rafael) Because life’s too short to spend it fighting when you could be holding the one you love. And love’s too rare to squander it with petty concerns. I’m lucky I have Chloe and I have no intention of letting a war I didn’t start rob me of one second of my time with her. Go in peace, Dark-Hunter. (Apollite)

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  War, Fighting, Dark

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.331, St. Martin's Press

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• Actually, it’s my younger brother who has me ticked, but since you brought up the boyfriend thing, take my advice; Be the black widow. Find a guy, have fun with him, then eviscerate him in the morning before he can brag about it to his friends. (Chrissy)

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  Morning, Brother, Fun

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Phantom Lover”, p.89, St. Martin's Press

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• I would never have written it without you. (Erin) And I would never have lived without you. (V'Aiden)

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  Erin, Without You, Written

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• Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can’t wait. Sorry. We’ll have to hump and fight later. (Fury)

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  Dog, Sorry, Fighting

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• Shut up, sod off, and let me in. (Fury)

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  Shut Up, Let Me, Fury

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, J. R. Ward, Susan Squires, Dianna Love (2008). “Dead After Dark”, p.5, Macmillan

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• Then I’ll do some digging. (Fury) You just can’t help this kamikaze streak you have, can you? (Sasha)

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  Digging, Helping, Fury

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• I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

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  Stupidity, Let Me, Fury

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• Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia)

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  Stupidity, Helping, Moments

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• Good grief, Fury, warn me if you’re going to jump in here naked. (Bride)

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  Grief, Naked, Brides

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, J. R. Ward, Susan Squires, Dianna Love (2008). “Dead After Dark”, p.36, Macmillan

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• What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)

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  Cat, Thinking, Ducks

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• Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)

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  Girlfriend, Drama, Cds

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.88, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Know what? (Wulf) If halflings live past twenty-seven. But then anything is possible. I say in a few months we should pop us some Orville Redenbacher’s, then sit back and enjoy the show. (Spawn)

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  Past, Twenties, Months

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Kiss of the Night”, p.206, Macmillan

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• I take it that didn’t go well. (Cassandra) About like walking into a bear cave covered in honey. (Wulf)

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  Caves, Honey, Bears

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