Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)

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  Cat, Thinking, Ducks

• Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve come across.” – Death “I try to keep my stupid to a bare minimum, since my mom’s always telling me it can be fatal in large doses.” – Nick “Oh, she’s right. Believe me, I know. For that matter, it can be fatal even in small measures. Remind me sometime to tell you about the woman I claimed who was vacuuming her cat.” – Death

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  Beautiful, Mom, Jobs

• I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan)

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  Drinking, Cat, Beer

• (The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)

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  Cat, Moon, Two

• Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Cat, Bottles, Hats

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Night Pleasures/Night Embrace”, p.407, St. Martin's Griffin

• It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.

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  Cat, Trying, Add

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.561, St. Martin's Griffin

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