Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 52

• Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re Uhbukistanis. (Syd) Whatever. My personal belief is that we should leave Ooga-Booga Land to the Oomp-Loompas. Let them fight it out with the Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, and the mean Vermicious Knids. I’d rather go peal carrots with a spoon. (Steele)

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  Mean, Fighting, Land

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• How did you escape? (Syd) I fought my way out in a manner that would have made Rambo proud. And when I got home without his body because I couldn’t pull him out without getting myself killed, I got slapped in my face by everyone around me. So don’t talk to me about death, little girl. I wrote the book on it. (Steele)

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  Girl, Book, Home

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• Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

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  Drunk, Argument, Tees

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• Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed her off is still limping around the office. (Carlos)

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  Office, Guy, Steel

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.82, Simon and Schuster

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• We all make mistakes, Steele. It’s what we do afterward that defines us more than the actual incident that led to the mistake. (Joe)

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  Mistake, Making Mistakes, We All Make Mistakes

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.85, Simon and Schuster

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• The Chinese say that you should never, ever buy a used desk unless you know the history of it. They claim that if it belonged to a bad businessman, his karma will befall you. This one here belonged to President Kennedy. So what do you think that means? (Randy) I don’t know, but if I were you, I wouldn’t ride through Dallas in a convertible in November. Bad feng shui. (Steele)

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  Karma, Mean, Thinking

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.149, Simon and Schuster

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• You smoke? (Randy) Only when I’m on fire. (Steele) I don’t appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I’m an acquired taste. (Steele)

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  Fire, Appreciate, Taste

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• Look, there’s nothing I’m ever going to tell you about me that’s the truth. The more you know about me, the shorter your life span is going to be. All you need to know is that I don’t miss. In fact, you don’t even need to know exactly how good I really am, because if you ever find out, you’re going to be dead. (Steele)

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  Missing, Needs, Looks

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.150, Simon and Schuster

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• Then why are we being shot at? (Syd) ’Cause the sonofabitch can’t tell time. (Steele)

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  Causes, Shots

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• I didn’t know they’d do this to you. (Syd) It’s okay, Syd. Who could have imagined that a man who heads up a company of paid assassins and mercenaries would be psychotic? (Steele)

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  Men, Would Be, Assassins

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.167, Simon and Schuster

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• You’re not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Don’t want to share it. (Jack)

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  Want, Weirdness, Enough

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• Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)

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  Winning, Men, Tvs

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.203, Simon and Schuster

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• Interested in some ‘undercover’ work? And to think, I was actually having a tender thought about you. Do yourself a favor, Steele…Become mute.

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  Thinking, Favors, Mute

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.232, Simon and Schuster

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• Still alive? (Randy) No. I’m a walking corpse. Can’t you tell? (Steele)

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  Alive, Randy, Stills

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• Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)

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  Would Be, Puppy, Kicks

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

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• I’m staying here tonight. I can bunk on the floor. (Nathan) What if I say no? (Terri) I’ll just break in after you go to sleep and still bunk on the floor. (Nathan)

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  Sleep, What If, Tonight

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• Look, bud. I’m trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)

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  Bud, Looks, Weapons

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.227, Simon and Schuster

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• I was in the army, Terri. Special Ops, sent into the most godforsaken places you can imagine, where I did unspeakable things. We weren’t exactly sent in to teach our enemies to knit. (Nathan)

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  Army, Enemy, Special

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.291, Simon and Schuster

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• Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)

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  Patience Is A Virtue, Excuse, Pot

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• We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny can be fluffy sometimes. Tee always goes for the throat. Trust me. I’m her partner and she’s shot me three times now. (Joe)

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  Three, Bunnies, Want

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.344, Simon and Schuster

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• You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

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  Faults, Yeah, Tees

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• Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace) Oh, I don’t know. They’re probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter)

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  Thinking, Guy, Grace

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• Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?’ (Grace)

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  Grace, Bags, Sticks

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• Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)

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  Men, Swings, Hands

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.5, Macmillan

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• Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

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  Stupid, Common Sense, Way

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.250, St. Martin's Griffin

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