Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 18

• I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)

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  Police, Backyards, Rockets

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.213, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better. How do you hide a chainsaw in your locker at school? I’m thinking they’re not going to stop, and while the school has a strict no-weapons policy, I don’t think the plastic sporks in the cafeteria are going to do much to combat them. I need protection, man. Serious protection. (Nick)

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  School, Men, Thinking

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• And you haven’t been betrayed yet, Nick. You don’t know what that’s like. What it does to you. The scars it leaves that never fade. (Ambrose)

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  Doe, Betrayed, Scar

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.237, St. Martin's Griffin

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• That’s exactly what I’m talking about. That’s the evil that’s seducing you. The malevolent power that is crawling through your blood tempting you onto a treacherous path that will cost you everything you love and hold dear. You have to let that anger go before it’s too late. Vengeance always turns inward and it will consume you until nothing’s left but an empty hole that nothing can fill. (Ambrose)

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  Blood, Talking, Evil

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• Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose)

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  Focus, Needs, Breakfast

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.241, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

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  Thinking, Idiot, Reunion

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.395, Macmillan

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• You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.

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  Home, Men, Watches

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.6, Macmillan

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• No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I’ll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)

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  Cupcakes, Grace, Over You

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.18, Macmillan

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• If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

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  Grace, Leave Me Alone, Bed

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• Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)

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  Drinking, Grace, Chickens

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.19, Macmillan

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• (The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)

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  Cat, Moon, Two

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• I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

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  Wine, Grace, Cooking

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• She couldn’t very well let him join her in bed like that. Sure you could. No I can’t. Please? Hush, self, let me think.’ (Grace)

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  Thinking, Self, Grace

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.46, Macmillan

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• Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother)

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  Shields, Return, Stepmothers

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• Holy green guacamole! (Selena)

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  Green, Holy, Guacamole

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.61, Macmillan

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• Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)

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  Kings, Sunshine, Your Boyfriend

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• So, what’s your style preference? (Grace) For what I have in mind, nudity works best. (Julian)

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  Grace, Style, Mind

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• Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)

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  Hero, Men, Cookies

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.85, Macmillan

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• Why did you hit him? (Grace) Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian) Nice. You haven’t seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)

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  Nice, Years, Two

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• Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

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  Straight Up, Eros

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.98, Macmillan

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• Cupid is anything but cute. As for handing our hearts, he’s more likely to rip them out. (Julian) But he can make people fall in love. (Selena) No. What he offers is an illusion. No power from above can make one human love another. Love comes from within the heart. (Julian)

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  Cute, Falling In Love, Rip

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• Why do I constantly feel as if all of you are speaking a foreign language? What is ‘grabbing a burger at the Hard Rock’ supposed to mean? (Julian) The Hard Rock Café is a restaurant. (Grace) You eat at a place that advertises its food is hard as a rock? (Julian)

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  Mean, Rocks, Grace

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• You want the bad news, or the really bad news? (Eros) Oh, let’s see…how about we make my day special, and start with the worst, then work our way up? (Julian)

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  Special, News, Want

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• You touch her, and I will take that dagger at your side and cut your heart out with it. (Julian)

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  Heart, Cutting, Your Side

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• Have you two made friendly with the privates yet? (Eros)

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  Two, Friendly, Made

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