Guacamole Quotes

• If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.

  Jason Mraz

  Funny Love, Inspirational Love, Joy

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• I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.

  Frank Bruni

  People, Avocados, Allergic

  Frank Bruni (2009). “Born Round: A Story of Family, Food and a Ferocious Appetite”, p.166, Penguin

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• The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.

  Demian Bichir

  Real, Secret, Needs

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• A molcajete is a stone mortar and pestle from Mexico. They're great for grinding spices and making salsa and guacamole because they give everything a nice coarse and rustic feel. I've never collected anything, but I think I might start collecting these because each one is decorated differently.

  Bobby Flay

  Nice, Thinking, Giving

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• I always love a side of guacamole with everything.

  Erin Heatherton

  Sides

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• Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I've never been in.

  Tyler Oakley

  Mom, Airports, Three

  Source: raannt.com

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• A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.

  David Letterman

  New York, Night, Cities

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• Holy green guacamole! (Selena)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Green, Holy

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.61, Macmillan

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• Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

  David Letterman

  New York, Cities, Honor

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• I think a lot of education has to be involved. If they would have alternative items, so that, say, for a dollar more, you can get breakfast tacos stuffed with egg whites, and olive oil, and avocado; not guacamole, because they put the salt in it. Just ask for fresh avocado slices, and you could have that.

  Sandra Cisneros

  Thinking, Eggs, Oil

  "Talking in Our Pajamas: A Conversation with Sandra Cisneros on Finding Your Voice, Fear of Highways, Tacos, Travel, and the Need for Peace in the World". Interview with Ruth Behar, quod.lib.umich.edu. 2008.

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• I love chips and salsa. Guacamole.

  Julianne Hough

  Salsa, Chips, Chips And Salsa

  "EXCLUSIVE: Julianne Hough Reveals Her Favorite Exercises for the Best Arms, Legs, Abs and Butt!". Interview with Lauren Zima, www.etonline.com. June 21, 2016.

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• Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Thinking, Long, Zombie

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• I've been touted for my guacamole. I'll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it.

  Billy Gibbons

  Home, People, Restaurants

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