I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
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