It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe. This single fact took the scientific world by storm.
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