I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
'If you let a bully come in and chase you out of your front yard, he'll be on your porch and the next day he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
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