Lyndon B. Johnson Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Funny, Time, Smart

• Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Funny, Hilarious, Wisdom

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