Eddie Izzard Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

  Eddie Izzard

  Cat, Going Away, Scams

  Twitter post from Feb 3, 2015

• You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words ... have you finished?" While you're shouting all this to your cat, your dog's next to you, going ... [mimes obeying all commands] "What the hell are you doing? I'm talking to the cat!" "Oh, I'm sorry!"

  Eddie Izzard

  Dog, Sorry, Lying

  "Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable". Comedy, 1994.

• What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

  Eddie Izzard

  Cat, Doors, Firsts

  "Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable". www.imdb.com. 1994.

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