Reading Ehrenreich is good for the soul.
I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.
Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.
I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is provincial, but it is particularly striking with Texans, and we tend to be very Texcentric.
So keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds.
In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.
...you could have knocked me over with Michael Huffington's brain.
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
Of course, it has never paid much.
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