In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to permanent glory.
The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
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