Evolution has meant that our prefrontal lobes are too small, our adrenal glands are too big, and our reproductive organs apparently designed by committee; a recipe which, alone or in combination, is very certain to lead to some unhappiness and disorder.
As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.
I'm here as a product of process of evolution, which doesn't make very many exceptions. And which rates life relatively cheaply.
Evolution is, as well as smarter than we are, infinitely more callous and cruel, and also capricious.
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