Robert A. Heinlein Funny Quotes

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• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  "Time Enough for Love". Book by Robert A. Heinlein, 1973.

• Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Funny, Life, Motivational

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Inspirational, Funny, Leadership

  Time Enough for Love "Prelude II" (1973)

• Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

• There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled Nature.'" The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of "Nature" : but beavers and their dams are.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Funny, Lying, Animal

  Time Enough for Love "Intermission" (1973)

• If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Funny, Clever, Smart

  Robert A. Heinlein (1982). “Friday”

• Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

  Robert A. Heinlein (1983). “Stranger in a Strange Land”, Berkley

• Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Funny, Forgiveness, Witty

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