Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.
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