Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.
Was there ever a time when the majority was right?
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