Dave Attell Quotes About Dad

Quotes about: Dad

• So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Dad, Hate

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

• Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Growing Up, Dad

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

• I hang out with my dad mostly, my dad was in the military. He's at that age now where his war stories and other stories have blended together, so now you don't know what he's talking about. One time, we were surrounded, then we ran out of ammo, then we were fighting hand-to-hand, then we started dancing, and that's how I met your mother.

  Dave Attell

  Mother, Dad, Military

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