Kyle Kinane Quotes

• I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

  Kyle Kinane

  Hurt, Accomplishment, Goal

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• I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

  Kyle Kinane

  Fuel, Way, Ends

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• It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.

  Kyle Kinane

  Children, Rain, Water

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• I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

  Kyle Kinane

  Catholic, Midwest, Enjoy

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• Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.

  Kyle Kinane

  Dream, Real, Sometimes

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• I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.

  Kyle Kinane

  Want, Universe

  "Kyle Kinane, The Death Of The Party, Comes To D.C". Interview with Brandon Wetherbee, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2012.

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• How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you said that farts make you laugh? And you're a professional in comedy? But then, have you ever seen a video of a small dog that farts? Welp. I don't need to explain that anymore. If you can't see the humor in that, good luck being a CEO somewhere where I'm not going to understand you. It's a harmless thing to laugh at. It's humor that's not at the expense of someone else. And it's silly. It's juvenile.

  Kyle Kinane

  Dog, Silly, Good Luck

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

  Kyle Kinane

  Earth, Good Times, Should

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• What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.

  Kyle Kinane

  Space, Done, Way

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• Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful."

  Kyle Kinane

  Thinking, Brain, Comedy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or ghost stories. You laugh because it's a release. People laugh when they're nervous. I laugh so much at a haunted house. It's out of fear, but it's also a wonderful release. Getting scared like that, you feel good, and you feel exhilarated afterwards.

  Kyle Kinane

  People, Laughing, House

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is, "Oh, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. And everyone there is nice. So if people around you are nice, you have a tendency to be nicer." What a wonderful lesson for the rest of the world: Just let a little kindness rub off on you.

  Kyle Kinane

  Kindness, Nice, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.

  Kyle Kinane

  College, Young Writers, Young

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