Tina Fey Quotes - Page 3

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• Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

  Tina Fey

  Trying, Fraud, Feels

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• Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Control Of Your Life, Want

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• Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

  Tina Fey

  Inspiring, Mom, Mother

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Stress, Mean

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• There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

  Tina Fey

  Liars, Food, Doe

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• It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Humor, Play

  "Saturday Night Live (TV Series) Robert De Niro/Destiny's Child". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.

  Tina Fey

  Lonely, Funny Marriage, Worry

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• A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

  Tina Fey

  Wise, Fashion, Designer

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.61, Hachette UK

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• I don't really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis.

  Tina Fey

  Fire, Enemy, Fuel

  The MoviesOnline Interview, www.moviesonline.ca. 2010.

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• I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

  Tina Fey

  Passion, Fighting, Thinking

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• When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don't know how much longer I'm going to have!"

  Tina Fey

  Mirrors, Dresses, Hey

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Class, Voice

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• I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

  Tina Fey

  Stars, Team, Gay

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly. (Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

  Tina Fey

  Book, People, Mad

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• Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do

  Tina Fey

  Hard Work, Thinking, Want

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• Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, People, Mad

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 05, 2011.

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• Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.

  Tina Fey

  Daughter, Baby, Weekend

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• An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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• Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Girl, Witty

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.25, Hachette UK

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• It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Perfect, Tvs

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• I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.

  Tina Fey

  Cute, Dog, Hurt

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.134, Hachette UK

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• In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

  Tina Fey

  Decision, Easier, Worst

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.154, Hachette UK

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• My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Anxiety, Acne

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.89, Hachette UK

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• If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "And funny with it" by Christopher Goodwin, www.theguardian.com. May 11, 2008.

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• I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

  Tina Fey

  Hilarious, Men, Thinking

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