Janet Evanovich Quotes - Page 9

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• Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me and leaned close. “If you ever call me snuggy wuggums in public I’ll lock you in the cellar and chain you to the furnace.

  Janet Evanovich

  Eye, Laughing, Locks

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.44, Macmillan

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• Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock.

  Janet Evanovich

  Wall, Hate, Gun

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.37, Macmillan

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• Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were all set to bring Bender in, and he died. Bang. Dead as a doorknob." "Better yet, why don't we just go back and kill him," I said. I opened the door to leave, caught my toe in the floor mat, and fell out of the car, face first. I rolled onto my back and stared up at the stars. "I'm fine," I said to Lula. "Maybe I'll sleep here tonight.

  Janet Evanovich

  Stars, Sorry, Sleep

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.111, Macmillan

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• You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything.

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Hate, Cake

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “High Five”, p.85, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux

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• Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

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  Doctors, Three, Pounds

  Janet Evanovich (1989). “Back to the Bedroom”, Loveswept

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• How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

  Janet Evanovich

  People, Body, Faces

  Twitter post from Oct 30, 2012

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• Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.

  Janet Evanovich

  Falling In Love, Jesus, Love You

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “High Five”, p.37, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux

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• It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

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  Eye, Winter, Naps

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• Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Baby, Father

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• These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Plums, Stephanie Plum

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• I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

  Janet Evanovich

  Grandma, Shots, Sucker

  Twitter post from Jul 11, 2017

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• Nice dress. Take it off.

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  Nice, Romance, Dresses

  Janet Evanovich, Ina Yalof (2006). “How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author”, p.101, Macmillan

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• Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

  Janet Evanovich

  Men, Bridges, Too Much

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Four to Score”, p.209, Macmillan

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• Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

  Janet Evanovich

  Cute, Thinking, Levels

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• We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Writing, Rabbits, Accidents

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• Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

  Janet Evanovich

  Hurt, Devil, Good Things

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.715, Macmillan

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• My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

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  Running, Body, Care

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• When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

  Janet Evanovich

  Grandma, Oxygen, Talking

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• He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

  Janet Evanovich

  Fingertips, Mary, Brushes

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• My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Giving, Littles

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.17, Macmillan

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• Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.

  Janet Evanovich

  Hands, Baptists, Crosses

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.715, Macmillan

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• Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?" "You love me?" "Yes." A sigh inadvertently escaped. "We're really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way," Ranger said.

  Janet Evanovich

  Fun, Giving, Car

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Sizzling Sixteen”, p.171, Macmillan

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• Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first time she exploded a garbage truck. One time her truck got hit with an antitank missile. That wasn't bad either, but it couldn't compare to this.

  Janet Evanovich

  Car, Garbage, Firsts

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.468, Macmillan

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• I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

  Janet Evanovich

  Church, Doughnut, Decided

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.164, Macmillan

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• I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

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  Mean, Zits, Hot

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