Janet Evanovich Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Lying, Grandma

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.118, St. Martin's Press

• As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

  Janet Evanovich

  Swear To God, Two, Long

  Twitter post from Oct 02, 2014

• If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

  Janet Evanovich

  House, Vampire, Doomed

• Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

  Janet Evanovich

  House, Paper, Toilets

• Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.

  Janet Evanovich

  House, Safe, Cages

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hot Six: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.282, St. Martin's Press

• Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.

  Janet Evanovich

  Dog, Jobs, Commitment

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Eleven on Top”, p.21, Macmillan

• I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

  Janet Evanovich

  Thinking, Two, House

  Janet Evanovich (2001). “Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.419, Simon and Schuster

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