Janet Evanovich Quotes About Horses

Quotes about: Horses

• You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.

  Janet Evanovich

  Horse, Men, Thinking

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.254, Macmillan

• Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

  Janet Evanovich

  Horse, Hate, Smell

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Plum Lucky”, p.93, Macmillan

• He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.” “Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.” “Where’s the horse staying now?” “My apartment.” “I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.

  Janet Evanovich

  Horse, Couple, Airports

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