I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.
I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a fetus that died in the womb.
If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side.
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