Caroline Rhea Quotes

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

Caroline Rhea

Accepting Yourself, Calories, Compare

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Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Caroline Rhea

Inspirational, Talking, Guy

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I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Caroline Rhea

Thinking, Rooms, Remember

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Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Caroline Rhea

Funny, Humor, Language

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Caroline Rhea

Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

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I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Caroline Rhea

Easter, Weight Watchers, Chocolate Eggs

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I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

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Thinking, Grew Up, Prime

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I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

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Sorry, Voice, Feels

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I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

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Needs, Attention, Desperate

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When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

Caroline Rhea

Pain, People, Royal

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I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

Caroline Rhea

Pie, Acting, Remember

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I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

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Party, Thinking, Guests

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My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

Caroline Rhea

Girl, Fathers Day, Kids

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I'm so into momminess.

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I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

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My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

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Daughter, Mother, Gymnastics

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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Caroline Rhea

Funny, Home, Vermont

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You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

Caroline Rhea

Lying, Males, Tin Cup

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I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Caroline Rhea

Shoes, Feet, Scare

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You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

Caroline Rhea

Television

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I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Caroline Rhea

Teenager, Magazines, Beats

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Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

Caroline Rhea

Song, Grease, Brain

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As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Caroline Rhea

Kids, Carols, Wanted

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It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Caroline Rhea

Judging, Weight, Reason

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Born: April 13, 1964
Occupation: Comedian
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