I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
Th' dead ar-re always pop'lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an' refuse to help his fam'ly, all in wan night.
A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.
Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
A man's idee in a card game is war
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
When 'tis an aven thing in th' prayin', may th' best man win ... an' th' best man will win.
A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
Even an Englishman was niver improved by bein' blown up.
Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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