Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
People age even when you're not looking.
Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
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