Joey Comeau Quotes

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• Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

  Joey Comeau

  Mean, Asking, Answers

  49 Copy quote

• Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.

  Joey Comeau

  Sex, Regret, Princess

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• It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

  Joey Comeau

  Crazy, Glasses, Half

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• We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

  Joey Comeau

  Heart, Race, Forever

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• And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

  Joey Comeau

  Rain, Rocks, Somewhere Else

  Joey Comeau (2012). “The Complete Lockpick Pornography”, p.116, ECW Press

  18 Copy quote

• Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

  Joey Comeau

  Tattoo, Judging, Want

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• Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

  Joey Comeau

  Romance, Stories, Our Love

  Interview with Adrian Comeau, "I Am Other People" interview series, www.asofterworld.com.

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• I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.

  Joey Comeau

  Falling In Love, Long, Waiting

  21 Copy quote

• Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

  Joey Comeau

  Inspirational, Motivational, Change

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau,

  59 Copy quote

• When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

  Joey Comeau

  Color, Sky, Tears

  "Lockpick Pornography". Book by Joey Comeau, 2005.

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• I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

  Joey Comeau

  Book, Writing, Years

  Joey Comeau (2009). “Overqualified”, E C W Press

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• I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.

  Joey Comeau

  Moving, Men, Generosity

  9 Copy quote

• There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

  Joey Comeau

  Loneliness, Drinking, Romance

  Interview with Adrian Comeau, "I Am Other People" series, www.asofterworld.com.

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• If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

  Joey Comeau

  Would Be, Chaos, Empty

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• Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

  Joey Comeau

  Art, Glasses, Sound

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• I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

  Joey Comeau

  Hero, Parent, Needs

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau,

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• I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

  Joey Comeau

  People, Want, Made

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• If at first you don't succeed...run.

  Joey Comeau

  Running, Firsts, Succeed

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau, February 7, 2003 - June 1, 2015.

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• Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.

  Joey Comeau

  Alzheimer's, Disease, Before Death

  "It's Too Late to Say I'm Sorry". Book by Joey Comeau, "1e4" story, 2007.

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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

  Joey Comeau

  Jobs, Optimistic, Way

  "Lockpick Pornography". Book by Joey Comeau, 2005.

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• Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)

  Joey Comeau

  House, Chaos

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• Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

  Joey Comeau

  Girl, Kissing, Window

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• There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

  Joey Comeau

  Running, Sea, Fishes

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau,

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• Being in love is totally punk rock.

  Joey Comeau

  Being In Love, Love Is, Rocks

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• Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

  Joey Comeau

  Home, Heart, Feet

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