David Cross Quotes - Page 3

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• [If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

  David Cross

  Doe, Cafeteria, Ends

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

  David Cross

  Writing, Sky, Brain

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

  David Cross

  Politician, Disingenuous

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

  David Cross

  Country, College, Thinking

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

  David Cross

  Philosophy, Thinking, America

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

  David Cross

  Pigs, Ideas, Say Anything

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

  David Cross

  Has Beens

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

  David Cross

  Thirds, Seasons

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

  David Cross

  Ideas, Two, People

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

  David Cross

  Ideas, White, People

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

  David Cross

  Condescending, Millions

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed - and, again, whether you think it's funny or not, that's subjective.

  David Cross

  Thinking, Hopefully, Stills

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

  David Cross

  America, Majority, Needs

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

  David Cross

  Lying, America, Europe

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

  David Cross

  Watches, Would Be, Way

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.

  David Cross

  Negative, Reviews, Plenty

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.

  David Cross

  Xenophobia, Racism, Immigration

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

  David Cross

  Painful, Said, Shows

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like "An Evening Of Political Comedy."

  David Cross

  Moving, Political, Evening

  "David Cross on why his comedy tour pissed off people right and left". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2016.

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• I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

  David Cross

  New York, Cities, Different

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Kids

  "It's Not Funny". Stand-up comedy album, November 14, 2004.

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• It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

  David Cross

  Kids, Commitment, Reason

  Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. September 2, 2009.

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• Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Cutting

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• James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Arrogant

  "David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.

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• Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

  David Cross

  Thinking, Issues, Hands

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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