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• I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Ideas

  "David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.

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• If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Plums

  "David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.

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• I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

  David Cross

  Jokes, Angry

  "David Cross from Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "David Cross From Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

  David Cross

  People, Want, Obligation

  Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.believermag.com. May, 2008.

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• [On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Together

  "David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.

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• When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.

  David Cross

  Laughter, America, Games

  "David Cross from Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.

  David Cross

  Kids, Thinking, Ideas

  Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. September 2, 2009.

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• I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

  David Cross

  Very Good

  "David Cross from Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

  David Cross

  Funny, People, Giving

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• Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

  David Cross

  Talking, Cnn, Long

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

  David Cross

  Country, Views, Numbers

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

  David Cross

  Zero, Children, Kids

  Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. September 02, 2009.

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• I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

  David Cross

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• I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

  David Cross

  Average, People, Sides

  Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. September 02, 2009.

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• Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, People

  "David Cross From Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, www.suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

  David Cross

  Writing, Thinking, Ideas

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• My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

  David Cross

  Reality, Information, Problem

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

  David Cross

  New York, Cities, Lots Of Friends

  "David Cross from Arrested Development". Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, www.suicidegirls.com. February 1, 2004.

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• I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

  David Cross

  Fun, Reality, Years

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• I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

  David Cross

  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Years

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• I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

  David Cross

  Thinking, People, Want

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

  David Cross

  Thinking, People, Entertainment

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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