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• Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

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  Prayer, Meaning Of Life, Lord

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• I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

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  Cat, Qualified

  "Fictional character: Vet". "Monty Python's Flying Circus", TV Series (1969–1974), "Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century", www.imdb.com. 1969.

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• Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

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  Bed, Breakfast, Interviews

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• Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!

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  Scratches, Arms, Pansies

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• An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition... A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says." No, it's not.

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  Argument, Contradiction, Connected

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• One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.

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  Sheep, Air, Creatures

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• I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

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  Spam, Monty

  "Song: Spam (Another Monty Python Record)". September 8, 1972.

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• Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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  Peace, Holy Grail, Spanish Inquisition

  "Monty Python's Flying Circus: The Spanish Inquisition". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1970.

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• I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

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  Names, May, Call Me

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• WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

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  Color, Names, Quests

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• She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.

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  Newts

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• First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!

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  Running, Cutting, Two

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• Camelot is a silly place.

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  Silly, Camelot

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• When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

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  Light, Giving, Looks

  "Fictional character: Lead Singer Crucifee". "Life of Brian", www.imdb.com. 1979.

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• All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

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  Attitude, Ideas, Sparks

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• When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

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  Holy Grail, Tails, Ugly

  "Fictional character: Singing Minstrel". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", www.imdb.com. March 14, 1975.

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• Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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  Coconuts, Suggesting, Migrate

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• John Howard Davies was not a very human person ... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

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  Mistake, Speech, Kind

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.

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  Two, Weapons, Surprise

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• There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit.

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  Mean, British Navy, Cannibalism

  "Character: Sir John Cunningham". "Monty Python's Flying Circus", TV Series (1969–1974), "The War Against Pornography", www.imdb.com. 1972.

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• Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

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  Chairs

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• One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.

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  Two, Three, Lord

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• Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

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  Thinking, Long, Holy Grail

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• Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

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  People, Worry, Doe

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• I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

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  Lasting Love, Lasting

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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