Spam Quotes

• If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

  Graham Chapman

  Monty

  "Song: Spam (Another Monty Python Record)". September 8, 1972.

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• Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

  Nikita Khrushchev

  Army, Able, Has Beens

  Nikita Sergeevich Khrushchev (1970). “Khrushchev Remembers”

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• Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Success, Business

  "Why I Hate Spam" by Bill Gates, www.wsj.com. June 23, 2003.

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• Two years from now, spam will be solved.

  Bill Gates

  Stupid, Years, Two

  "Tech’s Most Dubious Promises, From Bill Gates to Elon Musk". www.wired.com. July 26, 2017.

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• Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

  Scott Weiland

  Pigs, White, People

  Song: Divider, Album: 12 Bar Blues

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• I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

  Al Yankovic

  Filters, Use, I've Learned

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The internet is 95 percent porn and spam

  Margaret Atwood

  Internet, Percent

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• Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.

  Bill Gates

  Past, Years, Two

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• Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' - that might be spam.

  Bill Gates

  Doe, Enlargement, Might

  "Gates forecasts victory over spam" by Tim Weber, news.bbc.co.uk. January 24, 2004.

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• This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.

  Eric Allman

  Technology, People, Want

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• Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam.

  Howard Rheingold

  Fun, Packages

  Source: medium.com

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• What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam--the four food groups of the apocalypse.

  Frank Rich

  Chocolate, Groups, Four

  "Herbert Hoover Lives" by Frank Rich, www.nytimes.com. January 31, 2009.

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• SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

  Bill Gates

  Ideas, Tools, Mail

  "One-on-One with Bill Gates". Interview with Peter Jennings, abcnews.go.com. Feb. 16, 2005.

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• Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

  Dick Morris

  Communication, Thinking, Views

  "Profiting from politics" by Elizabeth Wasserman, www.cnn.com. November 19, 1999.

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• I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

  Art Donovan

  Dog, Vegetables, Hot

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• You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Effort, Watches

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• The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!

  Jay Leno

  People, Political, Promise

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• There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• Gold has no increasing value. And if you're really worried about, say, inflation rising, I would buy Spam. You know, you can eat Spam. You cannot eat gold.

  Nouriel Roubini

  Gold, Rising, Worried

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• My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and Spam, and it would taste like a four-star dinner.

  Andre Dubus

  Mother, Stars, Vegetables

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• On email and the first instance of spam: This is not for advertising! This is for serious work!

  Vinton Cerf

  Email, Serious Work, Firsts

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• Deleting 200 spams a day is a drag. And I was checking my email constantly, rather than getting on with my real work, which is reading and writing. Email was becoming a distraction, a burden rather than a liberation.

  Tom Hodgkinson

  Real, Reading, Writing

  "Why I decided to pull the plug on email" by Tom Hodgkinson, www.theguardian.com. March 6, 2007.

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• I get more spam than anyone I know.

  Bill Gates

  Knows

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• Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.

  Bill Gates

  Mail, Today, Accounts

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